An unabashedly subjective selection of the best of the Crouton Generation.
Note: Right now, the quotes here are all quotes included in the TCG random quote generator that the Admiral created. I'll be adding more as I have time.
Note 2: What do those acronyms mean? ST:TCG=Season One; ST:TSG=The Summer Generation; ST:TCG2=Season Two; ST:TCG3=Season Three; ST:TCG4=Season 4; ST:TCG5=Season 5; TPG="The Perfect Game," followed by an episode number.
"Dammit, I FIXED THE LIGHTS!"
'Meow. Prrrup. (Maybe they don't know that.)'
-- Jez to Midzor, ST:TCG "Crash and Burn"
"Welcome to Engineering."
'Where the engines run smoothly, the shields always work, and the lights
are always out.'
-- Midzor and McDonagh, ST:TSG "The Root of the Problem"
"Meow purrup HISSS! [Go climb a gravity well!]"
-- Lt. Jez the Wonder Kitty, ST:TCG2 "R'lyeh"
"I've deleted it again!"
-- Commander Kabeta, ST:TCG "Teenage Mutant Ninja Bacos"
"Floor it, Mr. Himle!"
-- Cdr. Highlander, ST:TSG "Feel the Quickening"
"Danger! Great danger! Tolulene! Jolt! Boom! Burning! Radiation!
Danger! Bright light! Boom! No go! No gas! Boom!"
-- Counselor Neon, ST:TSG "Neon Signs"
"Admirals on the--"
'Say that again and I shall rip out your throat, Lieutenant.'
-- Lt. JG M. Turner and Admiral T'Lilith, ST:TSG "Between a Spock and a
Hard
Place"
"Zen, what the F*** is the Red Alert for?"
'The Red Alert is designed to signal impending danger to the crew and/or
structure of the starship Croutonprize.'
"I KNOW THAT! I mean why the F*** have you signaled it!"
-- Cdr. Highlander and Zen, ST:TSG "Sybok"
"Status report."
'You're lying face down below the viewscreen, probably very bruised.'
"SHIP'S STATUS REPORT. Ouch. Ow."
-- Avenger and Wankoid, ST:TSG "The Six Million Dollar Crouton"
"Moo, Captain."
'You just said a mouthful, Commodore.'
-- Commodore Bradford and Captain Crouton, ST:TSG "The Most
Cows"
"You have the strategic sense of a glazed turnip, Captain."
-- Commander Bloocheez to Captain Crouton, ST:TSG "Bloo Moon"
G: "What do you mean Jez was on board that shuttlecraft? He's been in
my
quarters with me the entire time. He's still here!"
C: 'Look, Soraya, all I know is that he leaped out of the shuttle as the
only survivor. And...hmm...I don't know how to tell you...
G: "What?"
C: "Well, um..."
H: "You were one of the people who didn't survive."
-- Ghiasi, Crouton, and Highlander, ST:TSG "A Fork in Time"
"Wankoid, can you get Zen back on-line?"
'No, but I can do my impression of a duck.' (faints, making a loud THUD
as he hits the deck)
-- Lt. Chuang and Lt. Cdr. Wankoid, ST:TSG "The Henson Strain"
"It's time to settle our rivalry like real men."
'Don't be such a chauvanist.'
-- Bloocheez and Crouton, ST:TSG "The Good, the Bad, and the
Crouton"
"Captain, I sense bad special effects."
-- Counselor Neon, ST:TSG "The Good, the Bad, and the Crouton"
"Mrowp! Bo! (Just do it!)"
-- Lt. Jez the Wonder Kitty, ST:TSG "Let's Have a Cold War"
"Himle to Croutonprize! Karim, they're not responding..."
'F*** it! I can take these alien bastards any day.'
"Yeah, but 30 of them???"
'Okay, you take the 5 on the right.'
-- Himle and Highlander, ST:TSG "Bedtime for Bacos"
"Jez, I shall require my chair."
'Mrow. Mrowp. (Oops. Sorry, Captain.)'
-- Captain Crouton and Jez, ST:TSG "More Gretzkys, More Troubles"
K: "I had heard your Federation was weak, but I did not realize that you
allowed women on the bridge! Who is the "chickie"?"
KB: "Rrrr..."
H: "Grrrr...."
C: "Commander, perhaps you should be less of a chauvanist. My bridge
crew is about ready to kill you."
K: "What, over a stupid female?"
Zen: "That does it."
-- Q. Kumbir, Kabeta, Highlander, Crouton, and Zen, ST:TSG "The Captain's
New Eyes"
"It was like a great big Lucky Charm hanging in space for a few moments
and then suddenly disappearing."
-- Lt. Himle, ST:TSG "The Arcsines of Command"
"I asked for a spanner, not a smart-ass."
'One smart-ass reporting and ready for duty, Sir Missy Your Worship.'
-- Lt. Cdr. Midzor and Lt. McDonagh, ST:TSG "The Root of the Problem"
"
-- Zen, ST:TSG "A Cold Day in Hell"
"I hate it when they do that."
-- Himle about Lucky Charm interphasing, ST:TSG "A Change of Pace"
"< RED ALERT > < RED ALERT > Hostile ship is magically delicious - er,
I mean approaching."
-- Zen, ST:TSG "Magically Delicious"
"Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch."
-- Commander Kabeta, ST:TSG "Aftershock"
"Frosted human limbs...they're magically delicious!"
-- Lucky Charm, ST:TSG "Total Recall"
"I say go for it, sir. Let's make their sugar coating a little soggier."
'This isn't a democracy, Mr. Himle, but thank you for your input.'
-- Lt. Himle and Capt. Crouton, ST:TCG2 "A Crouton a Day Keeps the
Doctor Away"
"The preservation of our race is more important than territorial pride.
It is time to lay down our differences with the Federation."
-- The Romulan Praetor, ST:TCG2 "Turkey Shoot"
"Permission to speak freely, sir?"
'Denied. If I wanted a symposium, I'd call in the Kunz.'
-- Crossfire and Highlander, ST:TCG2 "Stomach of Indigestion"
"I was booooorn in a CROSSFIRE hurricane..."
'Mr. McDonagh, how's it coming?'
"Ooooooh, just loooooovely, mon Capitan. Mr. Green Jeans and I are doing
just fine."
'We're going to need that tube ready at any time. How soon?'
"Well, the moose says two hours, but the bunny rabbit is suggesting
three. I think it depends on whether we get bombarded by ping pong
balls or not."
-- Lt. McDonagh and Captain Kabeta, ST:TCG2 "The Luck of the Irish"
"Captain, I think we're in sudden death overtime and half our team is
in the penalty box."
-- Lt. Cdr. Gretzky, ST:TCG2 "Little Green Men"
"They're just a bunch of cereal killers."
'(groan) Your sense of humor is still lacking.'
-- Captain Crouton and his sister Heather, ST:TCG2 "Jeopardy"
"Mrowp-mrow. [Uh-oh.]"
-- Lt. Jez the Wonder Kitty, ST:TCG2 "Jeopardy"
C: "May I ask why you are tardy?"
CF: "I stopped by to pick up my date on the way, and she hadn't finished
putting on her face yet."
D: "Query: Putting on her face? Is she not human?"
-- Crouton, Crossfire, and Data, ST:TCG2 "Comes a Hunter"
"Confirmed. The Borg have activated a plot device."
-- Vice Admiral Data, ST:TCG2 "Comes a Hunter"
"Well, Commander, it seems you have just single-handedly
saved the
lives of over a dozen Federation delegates."
'Well, I do have a reputation to uphold.'
-- Highlander and Crossfire, ST:TCG2 "Comes a Hunter"
M: "Just don't make any cracks about the lights, all right?"
A: "I wouldn't say anything about the lights, would you?"
B: "Not a word, Admiral. Not a word."
The lights on the ship flicker, then return to normal.
-- Midzor, Avenger, and Bradford, ST:TCG2 "Die Hard"
"I've spent the last 4 years on the Excalibur, and although
it's a
fine ship, I felt that my chances for promotion were rather slim
there. Captain Martinas recommended that I request a transfer to the
Croutonprize. He said I would fit in better, as it was more...no
offense intended, sir...wacky."
'Well, Ensign, we DO have a bit of a reputation.'
-- Ens. Kessner and Cdr. Highlander, ST:TCG2 "Ops Off/Ops On"
"This is all getting too weird for me."
-- Ensign Kindig, ST:TCG2 "Remember Us?"
"What's the red alert, Zen?"
'It is a warning against..."
"I think you said that already, several hundred episodes ago."
-- Ens. Kindig and Zen, ST:TCG2 "Remember Us?"
"Socks...underwear...vegetarian salad sandwich...Playgirl...National
Inquirer...Roach Motel...handcuffs...Japan Quarterly...COME ON! She
said she always kept it in here, so where is--BINGO! I just hope the
batteries still work."
-- Lt. JG Euge Yee going through Lt. Cdr. half japanese's closet,
ST:TCG2 "Hangin' Tough"
"Not another one! It's like a who's who of weird space beings here!"
-- Cdr. Carter, ST:TCG2 "The Voyage Home"
"Those damn weekly expendables are so well trained, they'll probably
keep fanning out until they run out of air!"
-- Lt. Cdr. Carter, ST:TCG2 "Shades of Sargasso II: Soul Cake"
"Gurglemumph! Fnoo, fnee, gurglemumph, whee! Fibbley droodle
breem
glat. Wank doodle snorfling smee."
-- Lt. Cdr. Zortylwankoid, ST:TCG2 "Exham"
"There it is! Good work, silent apprentice! Beam me over."
'(silent)'
"Now, don't argue with me!"
-- Lt. Cdr. half japanese and Lt. JG Gilliam, ST:TCG2 "You've Got
Egg on Your Face and the Hokes on You!"
"I don't want to give this speech. Whose idea was this dumb
conference anyway?"
'Yours, sir.'
"Pphhttththhhh."
-- Adm. Avenger and RAdm. Bradford, ST:TCG2 "Flirting with Danger"
"Mrow! Meow meow meow. [Wow! I've never tried shooting a Ranch
ship
before at tactical.]"
'Well, you did a beautiful job at it, Lieutenant! I don't know why
everyone says you can't f***ing shoot for beans.'
"Meow, purr! Hiss! [Yeah, well I--hey! Who says I can't shoot for
beans?!]"
-- Highlander and Jez the Wonder Kitty, ST:TCG2 "Less than Human"
"Jez, you start the ritual."
'Yowlp? [ME?]'
"Yes, you."
-- Lt. Cdr. Ghiasi and Lt. Jez, ST:TCG2 "Dunwich"
"I am Bjorn of Borg. Your culture will adapt to serve to ours. (pause)
40-Love. (Fires tennis balls at the security officers)"
-- Bjorn of Borg, ST:TCG2 "Serving the Best"
"There. Oh no..."
'What? WHAT?'
"I forgot the batteries..."
-- Highlander and Savan, ST:TCG2 "R'lyeh"
"GET OUT OF MY MIND, YOU SHIT!!!"
'Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that can't do that.'
-- Crossfire and Highlander, ST:TCG2 "R'lyeh"
"Ah. Then I have a theory."
[ Silence ]
'You want to enlighten us, Daemon?'
"Oh, you mean you want to hear it then?"
-- Lt. Runaway Daemon and Capt. Crouton, ST:TCG2 "Dog Day
Afternoon"
"D'Arc Tangent left?"
'Several weeks ago, or hadn't you noticed?'
"Must've been comatose."
-- Rear Admiral Bradford and Captain Boom-Boom, ST:TCG2 "Particularly K.
T."
"Ah, Bjorn of Borg. We meet again. Have you put on weight?"
'Weight gain is irrelevant. Idle chat is futile. Your culture will adapt
to serve to ours."
"Still on the tennis kick, huh?"
'The knowledge and experience of players of jai-alai, lacrosse, field hockey,
croquet, and racquetball are part of us now. It has prepared us for a
variety of forms of recreation."
-- Bjorn of Borg and Admiral Avenger, ST:TCG2 "A Love for Tennis"
"Munchabuncha munchabuncha, munchabuncha munchabuncha, Hu-
mans go with lunch. *CRUNCH*"
-- Lucky Charm, ST:TCG2 "Hungry for More"
"My lunchmeat has a first name,
It's H-U-M-A-N.
My lunchmeat has a second name,
It's B-R-A-I-N.
I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll saaaay...
'Cause meat is sweet and bones okay
But the really tasty stuff is grey!"
-- Lucky Charm Commander, ST:TCG2 "Hungry for More"
"Melancholy is...like a disease, lonely and muzzling. It sentences its
victims to a morose, solitary confinement, silencing their song of life
to a whispered dirge. They cannot ask for help. And they cannot hear
those who would offer it."
-- Admiral Avenger, ST:TCG2 "Even Steel Can Break"
"Ha! I have you now, you silly person!"
'Don't be so sure! There's something I haven't told you!"
"Oh? And what is that?"
'I'm not left-handed! I'm amphibious!'
-- Cdr. Scribonia and Lt. JG Kleber, ST:TCG2 "Oh, Shine a Light on Me: Aliens
Abound"
M: "I'm a doctor, not a film critic."
Y: "I am."
K: "What?"
Y: "I'm a film critic. It's one of my hobbies."
-- McCoy, Yee and Kirk, ST:TCG3 "The Grandfather Clause"
"Meow. [Hi there.]"
'Moew? [Vancouver?]'
-- Lt. Jez and Lt. Cdr. Data, ST:TCG3 "Croutons Among Us"
"Morw morw merow... [Your cabin's lightbulbs run fast...]"
-- Lt. Cdr. Data (in feline), ST:TCG3 "Croutons Among Us"
"Bo may know *, but I sure don't! I'm a hockey forward, not an all-sports
man."
'Well...try the green wire.'
"It's *never* the green wire."
'How do you know?'
"Hey! I've seen all 217 James Bond films three times!"
-- Gretzky and Ghiasi, ST:TCG3 "When You Absolutely, Positively Have
to Save the Universe Overnight"
"Meow bo mew! [Bo knows Croutons!]"
'Mowe bo Mweee! [Bo knows your wife!]'
"Meow meow mew mrow. [Let's get to work.]"
-- Jez and Data, ST:TCG3 "The Flight of the Croutons"
"Starfleet is very important to him. He's laid his life on the line for
it before. Now he's helpless, bound not only by his loyalty to you two
and Starfleet's Prime Directive, but to the fact that if he reveals too
much, he could destroy the future just as effectively as these aliens.
His hands are tied, and a man like him doesn't care for that."
-- Kabeta about Crossfire, ST:TCG3 "The Flight of the Croutons"
"Sickbay, McCoy here. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an answering
machine ."
-- Dr. McCoy, ST:TCG3 "A Fistful of Croutons"
P: "Hey guys -- this is interesting."
K: "'hey guys'? We've got a computer that says 'hey guys'?!?"
S: "McDonagh's been working on her again."
-- Pandora, Kendragon and Kleber, ST:TCG3 "The Tribble with
Troubles"
"Ensign Thokk, I think even *you* would have difficulty intimidating
a satellite."
-- Captain Kabeta, ST:TCG3 "The Tribble with Troubles"
"Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a Crouton always stays
crunchy."
-- Jez (quoting Captain Crouton), ST:TCG3 "Jez's Day"
"A captain is never off-duty."
-- Captain Kabeta, ST:TCG3 "Jez's Day"
"Now, where would I be without my mystique?"
'Mrew mew prrp mew hiss mrow mrow. [At 250 years old, how much
mystique can you have?]'
"Mew mewp meowr mrow mew mrow. [A lot more than you might
expect.]"
-- Avenger and Jez, ST:TCG3 "Just Yel If You Need Me"
"DON'T...CALL...ME...KATHY!!!"
-- Captain Kabeta to Commander Bloocheez, ST:TCG3 "Strange
Attractors"
"Hey, no playing bridge on my bridge!"
-- Captain Chow, ST:TCG3 "Out of Retirement"
"Zo, ven ze energy flux reaches aleph-four und ze power converter ist
in Beta mode, you engages ze Gedanken drive und frobnitzes das vector
ionizer. Do you understand?"
'Yes, sir! You wave your hands at it very very fast!'
-- Alchard Feynstein and Crossfire, ST:TCG3 "Zen and the Art of Computer
Maintenance"
"Oh-My-God, Oh-My-God; oh, shit, I don't believe in God. Now I'm in
trouble."
-- Lt. JG Justin Fields, ST:TCG3 "Survival of the Fittest"
"Phasers may explode, psychic fields may collapse, but with gravity, you
always know where you stand."
-- Ens. Metag, ST:TCG3 "The Doh Is Violent"
"Notice anything peculiar?"
'Peculiar? Yes. Out of the ordinary? No.'
-- Lt. Parker and Cdr. Highlander, ST:TCG3 "The Last Temptation of Chris
"
"Hang on a sec! I'm picking something up!"
'I didn't know you *dropped* anything.'
-- Yee and Fields, ST:TCG3 "Heroes"
"Admiral, am I a potato-head or is that a camera?"
'A camera? Yup, it is. But you're still a potato-head.'
-- Fields and Avenger, ST:TCG3 "Heroes"
"Access is restricted. Please enter an action code now. Remember to press
the pound key after each entry."
'I'll pound your press key all right..."
-- Computer and T'Lilith, ST:TCG3 "The View Goes on for Miles and
Miles..."
"How are you?"
'Wednesday.'
"What's your name?"
'I'm fine. How are you?'
"What was Kirby Puckett's batting average in 1988?"
'.356'
"He's fine. Let's go."
-- Heins and Avenger, ST:TCG3 "The View Goes on for Miles and
Miles..."
"Klingons like bad weather. We build big machines to make it that
way."
-- Commander K'Rin, ST:TCG3 "MISTER NEBULA, Interplanetary
Designer!"
"Dave, that's not an army! THOSE ARE SHEEP!"
-- Palmer to Quixote, ST:TCG3 "Short Leave"
"Anything else?"
'No. We gotta keep this scene short."
-- Highlander and Crossfire, ST:TCG3 "With a Little Help from My
Friends"
"Zen, locate Captain Crouton."
'Captain Crouton is located on decks 1 through 49, sections A through Z
inclusive.'
-- Highlander and Zen, ST:TCG3 "With a Little Help from My Friends"
"You're nothing but termites with overactive thryoid glands."
-- Craig Bowman, ST:TCG3 "Captain Crouton's Lonely Hearts Club
Band"
"Great. Why does this sort of thing always happen to us?"
-- Captain Crouton, ST:TCG3 "Legal Rites (Part 2)"
"Illicit use? He makes it sound like Richard wanted to time travel to
have sex."
-- Capt. half japanese, ST:TCG3 "Time for a Change (Part 3)"
"Gott in Himmel. What are you?"
'Mad.'
-- Nazi Guard #1 and Muirden, ST:TCG "Time for a Change (Part 4)"
"Jenice...Walker...Data...Rene...Robert... ...guinan...?"
-- Picard, ST:TCG4 "And We Walked Out Once More Beneath the Stars"
"I said a *STANDING* yellow alert."
-- Captain half japanese, ST:TCG4 "The Exchange"
"Flirting is futile."
-- Missycutus of Borg, ST:TCG4 "The Ultimate Light Bulb"
"We have *got* to get that boy a puppy."
-- Highlander (about Crossfire), ST:TCG4 "Expositional Dialogue"
"Dave, when you're done with the push-ups, we're going to need you
down in the Crouton torpedo tubes."
'Preferably *in* a torpedo.'
-- Palmer and half japanese, ST:TCG4 "Dark at the End of the Tunnel"
"We interrupt this episode of Star Trek the Crouton Generation to bring
you this special news update. According to our latest calculations, at
least 7 Croutons are reported to have survived the latest onslaught of
what the administrators in charge of this assult like to call "Finals"
and what the Croutons who had to suffer through it refer to as "Hell".
It is uncertain how many Croutons actually survived this brutal attack;
it is believed that many Croutons fled the area as soon as they were
able to complete their mission. Our reporter in the street, Kermit the
Frog, has found one such brave Crouton. And we're going to show you
that interview, after this important message from our sponsor."
-- Anchordude, ST:TCG4 "In Posession"
"Melissa Midzor's one of the best I've seen during my career, Admiral. I
think she could have shown Montgomery Scott a thing or two."
'She did.'
-- Admiral La Forge and Capt. Chow, ST:TCG4 "Chi a Pet"
"Are you nuts???? We have enough of a mess to get done up
here!!!"
'No. I'm not nuts, I'm Romulan.'
-- Scribe and Aedoni, ST:TCG4 "Inventory Hell Part 3"
"I'm a patient sort, Bloocheez. I'll put up with a lot. Goodness knows,
with my crew you have to. However, I really don't take kindly to people
abusing my officers. I do have my limits, you know...and you just
crossed them." [Slaps him across the face.]
-- Kabeta, ST:TCG4 "A Modest Proposal"
"Will you cut out that "lady" junk? I am sick to death of your flowery
speech about knights and ladies and all that crock. This is the
twenty-fifth century. Get with the program, you idiot."
-- Missy to Dave Quixote, ST:TCG4 "Meltdown"
"Uh oh..."
'What's wrong?'
"Dramatic music. Something's going to happen."
-- Highlander and Soraya, ST:TCG5 TPG2 "Ridley Field"
"We all know your name, Crossfire. Your mom came to visit."
'My mom? Oh god. Now I HAVE to transfer.'
-- Soraya and Crossfire, ST:TCG5 TPG2 "Ridley Field"
M: "You can't mean..."
S: "No, oh no!"
C: "Yes. Writer's block."
-- Missy, Soraya and Crossfire, ST:TCG TPG2 "Ridley Field"
"I never was very good at sleeping in the middle of the day."
-- Kabeta, ST:TCG5 TPG4 "Breaking Point"
"I never could get the hang of being awake in the middle of the day."
-- Avenger, ST:TCG5 TPG4 "Breaking Point"
"You, uh, wouldn't by chance be in need of an escort, sir?"
'Why? There wouldn't happen to be a fair lady willing to give a guided
tour?'
"No, that's not it. It's just that Dr. Hertzman gets a bit annoyed every time an
Admiral shows up in Sickbay."
-- Bradford and Illuvana, ST:TCG5 TPG6 "The Bridge on the River Styx"
"Jez the Wonder Kitty, you have the conn."
-- Avenger, ST:TCG5 TPG6 "The Bridge on the River Styx"
"You're still a Rancher though, through and through."
'And you're still a devastatingly attractive woman, but I don't hold that
against your ability to command.
-- Kabeta and Bloocheez, ST:TCG5 TPG7 "Confrontations"
"Say, do you folks remember what the manual says about firing Crouton
torpedoes at this close of range?"
'Yeah, I believe the word was 'don't'.'
"That's why you'd better hold on."
-- Heins and Youtz, ST:TCG5 TPG8 "Dealing Deuces"
"I still can't believe you took a four hundred year old baseball tactic and
applied it to starships."
'It worked, didn't it?'
"You didn't do very well on the Kobayashi Maru, did you, Admiral?"
'Crossfire, you're looking at the only Star Fleet cadet to destroy the simulator.
*Five* times.'
-- Crossfire and Avenger, ST:TCG5 TPG8 "Dealing Deuces"
"Susan, prepare to lock our tractor onto the _Volvo_ again."
'Who are you going to throw it at this time?'
-- Avenger and Zortylwankoid, ST:TCG5 TPG8 "Dealing Deuces"
"Oh, sorry, Zort. I keep forgetting what century I'm in."
-- Avenger, ST:TCG5 TPG10 "Mail Bonding"
"Vice Admiral Data is no longer swimming in the pea soup."
-- Zen, ST:TCG5 TPG11 "Wild Pitch"
"
-- Zen, ST:TCG5 TPG11 "Wild Pitch"
"
-- Zen, ST:TCG5 TPG11 "Wild Pitch"
"I really do wish you'd stabilize your pedestrian infrastructure."
'This *is* stable.'
-- Bradford and Kabeta, ST:TCG5 TPG14 "Mathers of Importance"
"Mondai [trouble]."
'No, I believe it's Wednesday.'
-- Missy (in Japanese) and Nortylutilz, ST:TCG5 TPG15 "Froop Loops"
"Slept lately?"
'A little. How's your hair?'
"Missing, mostly."
-- Avenger and Kabeta, ST:TCG5 TPG16 "Rendezvous"
"I just lost my first officer and stood by and watched as 25 billion other
people died. I haven't heard anything from my wife in over a week and at
last word fighting in the Klingon Empire had picked up again.
Subaru last reported in three days ago on its way to Yoyoboq and
neither has been heard from since. Boom-Boom's gone missing. Now the
Borg are suddenly dead quiet, obviously plotting their next big move. All that
and Crossfire's dad is on board."
'Crossfire's dad? No wonder you're stressed!'
-- Avenger and Kabeta, ST:TCG5 TPG16 "Rendezvous"
"Pointy Ears, you know what the deal is with the Shakespeare?"
'Had I three ears, I'd hear thee.'
-- hj and Practor, ST:TCG5 TPG17 "Wimbledon"
A: "You must surrender."
B: "Surrender is irrelevant. Resignation...impossible."
C: "Admiral?!?"
A: "Bjorn, don't make me do this!"
-- Avenger, Bjorn and Crossfire, ST:TCG5 TPG17 "Wimbledon"
Z: "Guillaume?"
G: "Yes?"
y: "What color is a hippopotamus?"
-- Zenador, de Fontaine and yaz, ST:TCG5 TPG18 "Nothing Up My
Sleeve"
"What is it with that crowd and hippos?"
-- Chow (about the Heisenberg crew), ST:TCG5 TPG18 "Nothing
Up My Sleeve"
"A Bronze Star?"
'You earned it. Keep on disobeying my orders like that and you'll be a
captain before you know it.'
-- Euge and Chow, ST:TCG5 TPG19 "After Math"
"I'll make you a deal."
'What?'
"I'll tell you about Anthony, if you tell me about Chris."
-- Kabeta and Crossfire, ST:TCG5 TPG20 "Still I Rise"
"What are you DOING here?"
'I know all about your plan, Admiral. I've worked around you long enough
to figure certain things out for myself. I sent T'Lilith a note and here I
am.'
"Yes, but why?"
'Are you kidding? Man, I've SEEN you drive. You need me.'
-- Avenger and Ens. Fresh, ST:TCG5 TPG22 "Into the Sunset"
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